The Democratic Republic of Monor Olderglian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council of Monor Olderglian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.378 billion Monor Olderglianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capybarinthia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Monor Olderglianian economy, worth 161 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 117,328 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", many friends and relatives of Federal Council of Monor Olderglian have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monor Olderglian's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monor Olderglian is ranked 2,389^th in the world and 49^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,837.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.